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Name: VIDEO DATE NIGHT — Lymphatic OnlyFans
Start: 2026-10-08T17:00-07:00
Location: Zoom

Lymphatic OnlyFans

It's a slumber party. For real. Except instead of going out, you're actually taking care of yourself and none of it is the version you've already seen.

Live, on Zoom, one night only. You're in your bedroom, Maria's in hers, walking you through lymphatic work most people have never been taught properly.

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 8TH

5:00 PM PT | LIVE ON ZOOM

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WHAT TO EXPECT

LIVE ONLY

We're doing this together, in real time. No recording will be sent out, so if you can't make it live, you'll miss it. Put it on your calendar now.

SPACE IS LIMITED

We're keeping this personal, roughly 20 to 30 women, so I can actually see you, answer your questions, and have a conversation instead of just talking at a screen.

SIMPLE PREP

You'll get a short list of about three products ahead of time, along with simple prep instructions, so you can have everything ready before we start.

COME OPEN

Come with an open mind. If you almost skipped this one because of what you assumed it was about, journal that before class. That reaction tells me something, and I want to hear it after.